I ain't some hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honey bees

October 21, 2014 9:34 pm

itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.

(via sexternal)

9:31 pm

demonicdorothy:

bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

(via tampontampoff)

5:30 pm
sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

(via chinchilley)

5:30 pm

little hetero things

usbdongle:

color coding your infant children

(via jackharknessfanclub)

5:28 pm

(Source: burgrs, via waluiqi)

4:20 pm

meladoodle:

constantly looking forward to my next meal

(Source: meladoodle, via asian)

4:20 pm

sosickweredead:

After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine) jokes.

(via sparklymango)

4:20 pm October 20, 2014 10:23 pm 10:23 pm
musicalmrlove:

This movie got away with murder

musicalmrlove:

This movie got away with murder

(Source: alanxshby, via blond3-m3rmaid)